Today on Parenting: Questions/Quiz.
Life has been crazy lately. A trip, then work, then more work… I’m hoping to catch up to my Google Reader later this week. Anyway, my weekly post is up on Parenting with some questions:
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1. If, while in a restaurant, your child has snot blockage setting up house in their nose, causing [...]
TOPICS: parenting
Sep 6 2007
Questions
Aug 30 2007
ESPN Guide To Parenting
Today on Parenting: My ESPN Guide To Parenting.
Don’t let this fool you. I’m not a sports person. But I guess I’ve managed to retain some of it over the years, trying to date nerds but somehow ending up with athletes. Give me a whistle and a scoreboard and our house could be an ESPN reality [...]
Aug 23 2007
Updated Résumé
Today on Parenting: My updated résumé.
…2004-Present MOM/MOMMY, Mother to Bean & Buddy and Co-President of Our Household Inc. • Played key role in conception of twins.• Incubated for 36 weeks while effectively combating nausea and nonstop hiccups and fights in utero.• Strategically gained 45 lbs. by eating while sitting on swollen buttocks.…Read the rest here.
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Aug 16 2007
Let’s Talk About Race, Baby
Today’s topic: race.
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My parents, who came to America from Korea in their 20s, owned a jewelry store. As a kid, I spent much of my time there helping out. One day, two teenage girls were browsing the display cases. They wasted my time asking to look at this and that, and I obliged because that [...]
Aug 3 2007
Plastic Surgery
Is anyone else getting annoyed about all these toxic plastic warnings? I’m talking about the plastics that occupy almost every room of my home; their toxins supposedly burrowing into our bodies like rude cancerous house guests. I don’t know if these articles are alarmist or not because for every article I read that says PLASTICS [...]
Jul 26 2007
A Step-by-Step Guide to Remembering Why You Had Kids
I’m over here today with a recap of our Saturday. Poor G had to deal with a vomiting spouse, then a vomiting child this past week.
I know, he’s so lucky it’s a wonder he doesn’t have a parade showing his appreciation.
Read here. Thanks!
Jul 12 2007
APG
Today at Parenting: my fascination with APG (Alpha Playground Girl). You know what I’m talking about, right? The Alpha Kids we’ve all known at some point in our lives. Or maybe once were at some point in our lives. (I was more of a Sidekick/Beta or Omega Kid myself.)
There are also some random photos of [...]
Jun 29 2007
Buddy-isms
Since my post yesterday at Parenting was about The Bean, I thought it only fair to focus this post on Buddy. So here are some Buddy-isms (I’m taking a page from Superha’s Ash-isms. Thanks Superha and Ash!):
Buddy continues his quest to be ultra-attuned to emotions. This morning at camp I gave Bean a kiss goodbye [...]
Jun 22 2007
Part the sea!
Today I am a man.Tomorrow I will returnTo the seventh grade.
And so begins FingKASIL’s new blog: shiksa, please. A bar mitzvah haiku. Love. It. She is the (awesome) wife to my (awesome) brother. They live too far away so we don’t get to see them often, but I always feel lucky to have FingKASIL in [...]
Jun 19 2007
Dear Anonymous Commenters of My Blog,
I welcome you to comment on my blog and agree or disagree with me, but if you wish to do so, I only ask that you don’t leave behind shit droppings replete with condescending, preachy tones. Let me explain something: I do not read your comment and then smack myself in the head and say, [...]
