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		<title>By: FingKASIL</title>
		<link>http://www.halfmama.com/2008/03/07/lists-of-split-personalities/#comment-975</link>
		<dc:creator>FingKASIL</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Frowns: = 
* dealing with the fucktarded public school admissions process in SF. 
* the size of my ass. 
* stupid people. 

Smiles = 
* My SIL and her nosey stuff. 
* My niece and nephew and the prospect of spending our summer vacation together. hint hint. 
* The new ring that the Handy Man bought me for our 5th wedding anniversary. (Well...I picked it out, but it was his idea!) 
* Voting for President and having my candidate actually win!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Frowns: =<br />
* dealing with the fucktarded public school admissions process in SF.<br />
* the size of my ass.<br />
* stupid people. </p>
<p>Smiles =<br />
* My SIL and her nosey stuff.<br />
* My niece and nephew and the prospect of spending our summer vacation together. hint hint.<br />
* The new ring that the Handy Man bought me for our 5th wedding anniversary. (Well&#8230;I picked it out, but it was his idea!)<br />
* Voting for President and having my candidate actually win!</p>
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		<title>By: tracey</title>
		<link>http://www.halfmama.com/2008/03/07/lists-of-split-personalities/#comment-973</link>
		<dc:creator>tracey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate prolly, too. And other shortened words, other than "cuz." I like "cuz."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate prolly, too. And other shortened words, other than &#8220;cuz.&#8221; I like &#8220;cuz.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Lois Lane</title>
		<link>http://www.halfmama.com/2008/03/07/lists-of-split-personalities/#comment-972</link>
		<dc:creator>Lois Lane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 05:13:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>these things prolly make me frown:
1. my use of prolly
2. the tween at a 5 year old's bday party over the weekend who was on her cell phone the whole time
3.  you being sick

these things li'ly (the "prolly"ized way of saying literally) make me smile:
1. my fat son
2. my sexy new leather top desk that i'm still in love with after a month
3. you getting better</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>these things prolly make me frown:<br />
1. my use of prolly<br />
2. the tween at a 5 year old&#8217;s bday party over the weekend who was on her cell phone the whole time<br />
3.  you being sick</p>
<p>these things li&#8217;ly (the &#8220;prolly&#8221;ized way of saying literally) make me smile:<br />
1. my fat son<br />
2. my sexy new leather top desk that i&#8217;m still in love with after a month<br />
3. you getting better</p>
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		<title>By: Leah</title>
		<link>http://www.halfmama.com/2008/03/07/lists-of-split-personalities/#comment-971</link>
		<dc:creator>Leah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 00:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Janet Planet - 
Just found your new website.  Nice work.  You forgot to add to your list the people who don't CANCEL THEIR SIGNALS when they switch lanes.  Especially on Northbound Lake Shore Drive when they're signaling left and they're already in the LEFT LANE.  HELLO.  It made me nuts.  

Hope all is well in Chicago. Literally.

Leah</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Janet Planet -<br />
Just found your new website.  Nice work.  You forgot to add to your list the people who don&#8217;t CANCEL THEIR SIGNALS when they switch lanes.  Especially on Northbound Lake Shore Drive when they&#8217;re signaling left and they&#8217;re already in the LEFT LANE.  HELLO.  It made me nuts.  </p>
<p>Hope all is well in Chicago. Literally.</p>
<p>Leah</p>
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		<title>By: Swan</title>
		<link>http://www.halfmama.com/2008/03/07/lists-of-split-personalities/#comment-970</link>
		<dc:creator>Swan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 17:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Frown:
1.  Stupid weight
2.  Getting volunteered by Michael to make food for get-togethers and clean up.
3.  Getting sick
4.  Perfectly capable patients who think they can't do anything for themselves
5.  My hair is getting too long, making me look like an escapee from a Dead concert, but I have no idea what to do with it.  I live in a perpetual ponytail.
6.  Stupidly tenacious weeds in my yard
7.  Getting up way too early to get ready for a crazy stupid day of work
8.  Crazy stupid days at work
9.  PN.  No that doesn't make me frown.  He makes me get all Hulk mad.  Swan Smash!
10.  AZ summers.  Swan sweat.  And sweat. And sweat.

Smiles:
1.  Arizona spring weather(68 degrees and sunny with a light breeze.  BOO YA!)
2.  Shopping(Costco, Safeway, Korean grocery stores)
3.  An upcoming trip to hang out with lil T(oh yeah, and Carol)
4.  Watching patients get better
5.  Teasing the hell out of the doctors
6.  Michael(when he's NOT volunteering me for stuff)
7.  Gettin' all crafty w/my friends- need to squeeze in a beading class before Michael's parents come into town today.  Yikes!
8.  Hunting through used bookstores for deals and hard to find schtuffs.
9.  Sleeping in(if this was an Olympic event, I'd be a gold medalist)
10.  My work schedule
11.  The kray ji things kids say and spell.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Frown:<br />
1.  Stupid weight<br />
2.  Getting volunteered by Michael to make food for get-togethers and clean up.<br />
3.  Getting sick<br />
4.  Perfectly capable patients who think they can&#8217;t do anything for themselves<br />
5.  My hair is getting too long, making me look like an escapee from a Dead concert, but I have no idea what to do with it.  I live in a perpetual ponytail.<br />
6.  Stupidly tenacious weeds in my yard<br />
7.  Getting up way too early to get ready for a crazy stupid day of work<br />
8.  Crazy stupid days at work<br />
9.  PN.  No that doesn&#8217;t make me frown.  He makes me get all Hulk mad.  Swan Smash!<br />
10.  AZ summers.  Swan sweat.  And sweat. And sweat.</p>
<p>Smiles:<br />
1.  Arizona spring weather(68 degrees and sunny with a light breeze.  BOO YA!)<br />
2.  Shopping(Costco, Safeway, Korean grocery stores)<br />
3.  An upcoming trip to hang out with lil T(oh yeah, and Carol)<br />
4.  Watching patients get better<br />
5.  Teasing the hell out of the doctors<br />
6.  Michael(when he&#8217;s NOT volunteering me for stuff)<br />
7.  Gettin&#8217; all crafty w/my friends- need to squeeze in a beading class before Michael&#8217;s parents come into town today.  Yikes!<br />
8.  Hunting through used bookstores for deals and hard to find schtuffs.<br />
9.  Sleeping in(if this was an Olympic event, I&#8217;d be a gold medalist)<br />
10.  My work schedule<br />
11.  The kray ji things kids say and spell.</p>
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		<title>By: Mama Nabi</title>
		<link>http://www.halfmama.com/2008/03/07/lists-of-split-personalities/#comment-969</link>
		<dc:creator>Mama Nabi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:37:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank goodness you cleared that up - I assumed that's what 'prolly' probably meant but was too afraid to ask lest I seem ignorant.

Things that do and would make me smile:
To be able to see you 'literally' groan and whine.
Any time spent with LN.
A giant cup of soy latte on my desk right now.

Things that make me frown:
Well, we all know WHAT and WHO.
Not being able to spend time with LN.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank goodness you cleared that up - I assumed that&#8217;s what &#8216;prolly&#8217; probably meant but was too afraid to ask lest I seem ignorant.</p>
<p>Things that do and would make me smile:<br />
To be able to see you &#8216;literally&#8217; groan and whine.<br />
Any time spent with LN.<br />
A giant cup of soy latte on my desk right now.</p>
<p>Things that make me frown:<br />
Well, we all know WHAT and WHO.<br />
Not being able to spend time with LN.</p>
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		<title>By: beloved</title>
		<link>http://www.halfmama.com/2008/03/07/lists-of-split-personalities/#comment-967</link>
		<dc:creator>beloved</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, new posts from Halfmama make me smile.  Yeah, yeah, just call me the cheezmeister.  

Here are my top two:
Smile:
Phone calls from my husband in Korea
Frown: 
6 inches of fresh new snow this morning (Did I not ask the big guy to cut. that. out.? Sheesh.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, new posts from Halfmama make me smile.  Yeah, yeah, just call me the cheezmeister.  </p>
<p>Here are my top two:<br />
Smile:<br />
Phone calls from my husband in Korea<br />
Frown:<br />
6 inches of fresh new snow this morning (Did I not ask the big guy to cut. that. out.? Sheesh.)</p>
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		<title>By: Dawn</title>
		<link>http://www.halfmama.com/2008/03/07/lists-of-split-personalities/#comment-965</link>
		<dc:creator>Dawn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Smile:
Moving forward with the surrogacy
Spring IS coming, sometime
My Mom's spirit &#38; spunk
HH's spoils of me
Daelyn's curls
The man now says mommy, repeatedly

Frown:
It's still F-ing winter
The man has explosive ass
Daelyn is coughing</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Smile:<br />
Moving forward with the surrogacy<br />
Spring IS coming, sometime<br />
My Mom&#8217;s spirit &amp; spunk<br />
HH&#8217;s spoils of me<br />
Daelyn&#8217;s curls<br />
The man now says mommy, repeatedly</p>
<p>Frown:<br />
It&#8217;s still F-ing winter<br />
The man has explosive ass<br />
Daelyn is coughing</p>
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