I take a break from my irregularly scheduled blogging to partake in the lovefest for a certain Minnesota Mama Butterfly, one of the most reliable and sweetest and loyal of all blog friends.

As she knows by now, I don’t do well with love notes. Instead, I am going to channel me some Mary Katherine Gallagher:

I believe my feelings would be best expressed in a monologue from the movie, “Thelma & Louise,” starring Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis. And in this monologue, I will be playing the part of Louise, badass sister with a gun, as she addresses a certain Putrid Narcissist.

*ahem*

“Sounds like you got a real fucked up idea of fun. In the future, when a woman’s crying like that, she isn’t having any fun! Where do you get off behaving that way with women, huh? How’d you feel if someone treated your mother or your sister or your daughter that way? You let her go you fuckin’ asshole, or I’m gonna splatter your ugly face all over this nice car. Let her go! Let her go! LET HER GO!”

[If I had a stunt double, I would totally jump back, crash into a wall, and expose my underwear here.]

MN, you are supported all over the Internet. Whether it is through prayer or fantasized rage, know that we’re all pulling for you and LN. Karma, karma, karma… the good is coming your way.

Supahstah! You and LN, both superstars.

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*And a special GOOD LUCK holla to Kim. Can’t wait to virtually-meet Kiki Lilypad!