Today on Parenting: Questions/Quiz.
Life has been crazy lately. A trip, then work, then more work… I’m hoping to catch up to my Google Reader later this week. Anyway, my weekly post is up on Parenting with some questions:
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1. If, while in a restaurant, your child has snot blockage setting up house in their nose, causing them to nasal-whistle and speak like Elmer Fudd despite not having a cold, do you:
a) Leave it and let said blockage catch flies and have a party until it leaves on its own?
b) Let child pick it out on his own?
c) Lean child back, perform remedial surgery with any available tools, and ignore surrounding public/waitstaff/poor customers just trying to enjoy their food as you pull Titanic-sized carnage from child’s nostril?
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One Comment
that was HILARIOUS. are you kidding me? I have no idea what I’d do because my little monster is not really talking so I am spared the explanations and potty training dilemmas.
where do you come up with this stuff? you’re a nutcase. I love it.