Today on Parenting: My updated résumé.
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2004-Present
MOM/MOMMY, Mother to Bean & Buddy and Co-President of Our Household Inc.
• Played key role in conception of twins.
• Incubated for 36 weeks while effectively combating nausea and nonstop hiccups and fights in utero.
• Strategically gained 45 lbs. by eating while sitting on swollen buttocks.
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Read the rest here.
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By the way, in regards to POWN from the biz meeting video:
pown
A misspelling of the word “PWN” which is a misspelling of “own”.
The act of Power-Owning someone.
• “You got pOWNED little kitty”
[Courtesy of Urban Dictionary]
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2 Comments
Ho my god. That was hilarious.
Do you stay up at night thinking of funny things to say?
And by the way? I checked out your little thumbnail pic on your Professional site and you are SOOO pretty!
I can’t believe I finally got in! As you may recall, I only blog at work and you, my dear, have until recently been blocked by the fascists (btw metrodad now scores DDR over 300- i’m never getting back in there).
You are so hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!