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		<title>By: angie</title>
		<link>http://www.halfmama.com/2007/07/26/bitchin%e2%80%99-birthday/#comment-384</link>
		<dc:creator>angie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 21:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i DESPISE rachel ray.  there's something about her . . . every time i hear her say E-V-O-O i wanna kick her A-S-S.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;add the ads - just no RR ads!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;i, too, am a glass half empty . . . so i usually try to fil it with some vodka or bourbon.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;sending you positive RE related house selling vibes . . . &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;oh, and happy belated birthday . . . now i'm gonna go look for that vodka and have a drink for ya!  ; )&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Mama Nabi - Tyler Durden is Brad Pitt's character from "Fight Club"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i DESPISE rachel ray.  there&#8217;s something about her . . . every time i hear her say E-V-O-O i wanna kick her A-S-S.</p>
<p>add the ads - just no RR ads!</p>
<p>i, too, am a glass half empty . . . so i usually try to fil it with some vodka or bourbon.</p>
<p>sending you positive RE related house selling vibes . . . </p>
<p>oh, and happy belated birthday . . . now i&#8217;m gonna go look for that vodka and have a drink for ya!  ; )</p>
<p>Mama Nabi - Tyler Durden is Brad Pitt&#8217;s character from &#8220;Fight Club&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Rachel</title>
		<link>http://www.halfmama.com/2007/07/26/bitchin%e2%80%99-birthday/#comment-383</link>
		<dc:creator>Rachel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 18:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ads? Go for it. I'm putting up some myself. The BlogHer ad network is accepting applications, FYI. I like them because you can refuse to advertise X or Y.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sending house-selling vibes your way.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Despise Rachael Ray, and I hate that we have the same name.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ads? Go for it. I&#8217;m putting up some myself. The BlogHer ad network is accepting applications, FYI. I like them because you can refuse to advertise X or Y.</p>
<p>Sending house-selling vibes your way.</p>
<p>Despise Rachael Ray, and I hate that we have the same name.</p>
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		<title>By: bokumbop</title>
		<link>http://www.halfmama.com/2007/07/26/bitchin%e2%80%99-birthday/#comment-382</link>
		<dc:creator>bokumbop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Happy belated b-day ... so with you on the stupid-ass clients, Rachel Ray (I used to love her, before the highlighted hair and low-slung jeans, flaunting her gigantic rock on her ring finger), the general decline of American civilization led by the over-wealthy and undereducated, etc. I don't see as much poo, though, other than what T has been leaving in his bathtub when we take the diaper off too soon. So gross.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy belated b-day &#8230; so with you on the stupid-ass clients, Rachel Ray (I used to love her, before the highlighted hair and low-slung jeans, flaunting her gigantic rock on her ring finger), the general decline of American civilization led by the over-wealthy and undereducated, etc. I don&#8217;t see as much poo, though, other than what T has been leaving in his bathtub when we take the diaper off too soon. So gross.</p>
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		<title>By: Mrs. Chicken</title>
		<link>http://www.halfmama.com/2007/07/26/bitchin%e2%80%99-birthday/#comment-381</link>
		<dc:creator>Mrs. Chicken</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I despise Rachel Ray. D-E-S-P-I-S-E.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Happy  birthday. Hope it was - er - bitchin'?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I despise Rachel Ray. D-E-S-P-I-S-E.</p>
<p>Happy  birthday. Hope it was - er - bitchin&#8217;?</p>
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		<title>By: Mama's Moon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mama's Moon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ugh, I hate days like these.  Wish I was there to give you a glass-is-half-empty kinda hug because, well, I'm exactly the same way.  Too bad you had to feel this way on your birthday -- shoulda been out partying and drinking it up and... uh, oh, wait -- no, no.  We don't get to do that in our thirties any longer, do we?  Yeah, it's more like pass out around 9:30 at the sheer thought of going out after the kids are in bed!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Here's the bright side:  you share a birthday with my Big Guy!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Happy Birthday, Halfmama!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ugh, I hate days like these.  Wish I was there to give you a glass-is-half-empty kinda hug because, well, I&#8217;m exactly the same way.  Too bad you had to feel this way on your birthday &#8212; shoulda been out partying and drinking it up and&#8230; uh, oh, wait &#8212; no, no.  We don&#8217;t get to do that in our thirties any longer, do we?  Yeah, it&#8217;s more like pass out around 9:30 at the sheer thought of going out after the kids are in bed!</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the bright side:  you share a birthday with my Big Guy!</p>
<p>Happy Birthday, Halfmama!</p>
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		<title>By: jooliyah</title>
		<link>http://www.halfmama.com/2007/07/26/bitchin%e2%80%99-birthday/#comment-379</link>
		<dc:creator>jooliyah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>happy belated birthday!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;and don't worry about complaining about the house you still own in MA.  that would totally stress me out too.  yikes!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;i think it would be perfectly OTAY to put up ads.  they don't bother me at all.  hey, i envy people who can even make enough for a mcdonald's ice cream cones off of those things.  and if you can.  why not?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>happy belated birthday!</p>
<p>and don&#8217;t worry about complaining about the house you still own in MA.  that would totally stress me out too.  yikes!</p>
<p>i think it would be perfectly OTAY to put up ads.  they don&#8217;t bother me at all.  hey, i envy people who can even make enough for a mcdonald&#8217;s ice cream cones off of those things.  and if you can.  why not?</p>
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		<title>By: Kristen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 16:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I feel ya, Halfmama.&lt;br/&gt;I had a house in Las Vegas on the market for about 10 months, and it was painful. &lt;br/&gt;We thought everybody was moving to Vegas, but we kept getting these sh*t offers. Though in hindset, I should have taken the full -priced offer plus they wanted me to pay $12,000 in their closing closts. WTF! I welched, but that turned out being the best deal, I took about $17K cut after that. &lt;br/&gt;Ahhhhhh, to have a crystal ball!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh, and Happy B-day! I hope you had a FingKA day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feel ya, Halfmama.<br />I had a house in Las Vegas on the market for about 10 months, and it was painful. <br />We thought everybody was moving to Vegas, but we kept getting these sh*t offers. Though in hindset, I should have taken the full -priced offer plus they wanted me to pay $12,000 in their closing closts. WTF! I welched, but that turned out being the best deal, I took about $17K cut after that. <br />Ahhhhhh, to have a crystal ball!</p>
<p>Oh, and Happy B-day! I hope you had a FingKA day.</p>
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		<title>By: Mama Nabi</title>
		<link>http://www.halfmama.com/2007/07/26/bitchin%e2%80%99-birthday/#comment-377</link>
		<dc:creator>Mama Nabi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 15:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Housing market scares the shit out me as well... we have to try to sell next year (I think) and we've resigned to possibly losing money on it since it's suck to have to pay mortgage on a house from halfway across the world.  Have you looked into renting it out - to graduate students or otherwise 'responsible' people?  I think you have to hire a management to run it for you, though.  &lt;br/&gt;HAPPY 34th birthday!  Hell, I've been telling everyone I'm 37 for the past year and I won't turn 37 for couple more weeks... it gets like that after 32...&lt;br/&gt;Poop - that's so funny.  LN and I went for a walk last night and it happened right in front of us.  A dog pooped while LN watched fascinated (hmmm, maybe it'll help with potty training...?  Or maybe she'll start pooping on our lawn) and then the owner walked off without picking up the said gem.  LN wanted to find it.  Blecchhhh!  No thank you, sweetie.&lt;br/&gt;Ads - I wouldn't give a shit whether you tattooed the ads on your belly - I'd still read the blog.  However, you'll have to let me know how it all works - will I have to click on a few to help out?  Hey, I can click all day between projects.  Yeah, I still don't know how it all works.&lt;br/&gt;Rachel Ray - I think she's on uppers... or whatever.  I want some.&lt;br/&gt;I don't know if he has his own show or not but, as far as chefs go, I like Chef Ramsey - he can be such an asshole but usually rightfully so (I watch Hell's Kitchen - DVRed) and nothing seems to get past him.  I wouldn't know if he's a good chef though unless I tasted the food...&lt;br/&gt;I'm so out of touch... who's Tyler Durden?&lt;br/&gt;And that, my dear, is me over staying my welcome with a longass comment.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Housing market scares the shit out me as well&#8230; we have to try to sell next year (I think) and we&#8217;ve resigned to possibly losing money on it since it&#8217;s suck to have to pay mortgage on a house from halfway across the world.  Have you looked into renting it out - to graduate students or otherwise &#8216;responsible&#8217; people?  I think you have to hire a management to run it for you, though.  <br />HAPPY 34th birthday!  Hell, I&#8217;ve been telling everyone I&#8217;m 37 for the past year and I won&#8217;t turn 37 for couple more weeks&#8230; it gets like that after 32&#8230;<br />Poop - that&#8217;s so funny.  LN and I went for a walk last night and it happened right in front of us.  A dog pooped while LN watched fascinated (hmmm, maybe it&#8217;ll help with potty training&#8230;?  Or maybe she&#8217;ll start pooping on our lawn) and then the owner walked off without picking up the said gem.  LN wanted to find it.  Blecchhhh!  No thank you, sweetie.<br />Ads - I wouldn&#8217;t give a shit whether you tattooed the ads on your belly - I&#8217;d still read the blog.  However, you&#8217;ll have to let me know how it all works - will I have to click on a few to help out?  Hey, I can click all day between projects.  Yeah, I still don&#8217;t know how it all works.<br />Rachel Ray - I think she&#8217;s on uppers&#8230; or whatever.  I want some.<br />I don&#8217;t know if he has his own show or not but, as far as chefs go, I like Chef Ramsey - he can be such an asshole but usually rightfully so (I watch Hell&#8217;s Kitchen - DVRed) and nothing seems to get past him.  I wouldn&#8217;t know if he&#8217;s a good chef though unless I tasted the food&#8230;<br />I&#8217;m so out of touch&#8230; who&#8217;s Tyler Durden?<br />And that, my dear, is me over staying my welcome with a longass comment.</p>
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		<title>By: SIMCIL</title>
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		<dc:creator>SIMCIL</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 13:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Longtime lurker, first-time poster (hi, Mom). We'd buy your house, but we'd have to sell ours first, so then you'd have to buy ours or something. Not so helpful. Anyway, I say add the ads. You can make the frames around them all pretty-pretty! Miss you guys in Boston. Love, SIMCIL (Stuck-in-Mass Cousin-in-Law)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Longtime lurker, first-time poster (hi, Mom). We&#8217;d buy your house, but we&#8217;d have to sell ours first, so then you&#8217;d have to buy ours or something. Not so helpful. Anyway, I say add the ads. You can make the frames around them all pretty-pretty! Miss you guys in Boston. Love, SIMCIL (Stuck-in-Mass Cousin-in-Law)</p>
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		<title>By: Superha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Superha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HM!  Your complain post really made me laugh.  The housing market is pretty crappy now.  I'm so sorry.  :(  Love the J-Lo idea.  You could go all out.  "Halfmama's Blaaaag Me is now half off!"  You'd make so much money.  Hey, it's your birthday and you can put ads on your site if you want to.  :)  By the way, I think Tyler Durden would bitch slap Rachael Ray.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HM!  Your complain post really made me laugh.  The housing market is pretty crappy now.  I&#8217;m so sorry.  <img src='http://www.halfmama.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  Love the J-Lo idea.  You could go all out.  &#8220;Halfmama&#8217;s Blaaaag Me is now half off!&#8221;  You&#8217;d make so much money.  Hey, it&#8217;s your birthday and you can put ads on your site if you want to.  <img src='http://www.halfmama.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  By the way, I think Tyler Durden would bitch slap Rachael Ray.</p>
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