I’m over at Parenting today, talking about The Bean. Apparently she has decided to skip childhood and head straight for tween-dom, for she’s crushing on our studly friend. It’s a little bit scary witnessing Girlfriend’s advanced flirting skillz since, you know, she’s THREE-YEARS-OLD.

Tomorrow she’ll be asking for a later curfew and trying to sneak through the back door. So. Not. Ready.

Please join me over there.

Btw, Parenting is hosting a Baby’s Silliest Moment Video Contest. Winner takes home 500 bones. Now I know y’all have some of the funniest, silliest, adorablest kids of all Internetland. So go forth and exploit them; fulfill your aspirations of becoming a stage parent. If that doesn’t do it for you, just do it to win the $500. Good luck! And if you win, you owe me a latte. Or a car. You choose.